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birdyally:

thebestoftumbling:

Bill Nye reading mean tweets 

“Now I don’t know exactly how trippy ‘fuck’ is but I imagine it’s excessively”

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I HAVE LIKE, FIVE TATTOO ACCO

I look up coral reef fish and this is what I get

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abraham-i-miss-you-so-much:

dou-hong:

Steven and the Stevens (not the episode)! (name from texaskingofthegeeks)

Compilation of the gems! Individual links below…

COMPILATION POST

Jasper and the Jaspers! | Peridot and the Peridots! | Lapis Lazuli and the Lapis Lazulis! | Rose Quartz and the Rose Quartzes! | Steven and the Stevens! | Pearl and the Pearls! | Amethyst and the Amethysts! | Garnet and the Garnets! | GEMS in SU STYLE

Thanks for all the support! 

HOLY SHIT!!! I’VE BEEN SEARCHING THIS FOR A LONG TIME!! I SAW THIS WHEN I WASN’T IN THE SU FANDOM, ONCE I ENTERED INTO IT, I REMEMBERED THIS BUT I WASN’T ABLE TO SEARCH IT BUT NOW IT’S BACK <3 i remember it had a Lion and the Lions one

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ive-officially-lost-my-sanity:

drtanner:

theamazingfullbuster:

unmute it

PLEASE DO

navy blue bRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK

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thegardenofeedan:

#softbellygang

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ater-nova:

Garnet marries Garnet

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herfleur:

wittyandcharming:

punkassbambi:

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED OR HIDE THEM. ugh

Once I had an unopened box of tampons in plain view and my stepdad acted like that was some huge breach of social etiquette. I asked why on earth he was acting so weird about it, and he said, “Well you wouldn’t want me leaving a box of condoms lying around would you?”

Okay first of all, that you’re even implying that tampons and condoms are comparable items is fucking stupid since condoms are used for sex and tampons are used to like, you know, not bleed all the fuck over ourselves during this biological function none of us can stop. So that begs the question of why the fuck you’re sexualizing periods or items required to live hygienically during one, wherein the answer is that you believe vaginas are inherently sexual and only exist as something to stick your dick in. Because me leaving an unopened box of tampons in view is literally the same thing as leaving a stick of deodorant or a bar of fucking soap out on the counter if you’re considering them by their function. But God forbid I remind you vaginas exist in neutral everyday circumstances and that they don’t just manifest when you wanna fuck one.

Lots of important lines in here

my brother is actually horrified to touch clean underwear. It’s funny and maddening at the same time. 

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mylifeisaparodyofatragedy:

Idk why everyone thinks Slytherins are all evil bc they’re ambitious when in most cases ambition really just leads to shoving a whole pizza in your mouth because some hoe said you couldn’t.

#slytherin is the house of stubbornly completed dares that probably weren’t thought through the whole way

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